There are a lot of Hecks (and Heck relatives) out there these days. Some of you know who you are, and some might not. Well, to help you identify if you're part of this colossal family tree, we've made up a little list of traits, mannerisms, and traditions that are synonymous with the Ross and Gladys Heck family. - Enjoy!
If you can play "Yankee Doodle" on the harmonica... ... You might be a Heck |
If you ever had a family dinner in the garage... ... You might be a Heck |
If you can bake delicious pies... ... You might be a Heck |
If you are left-handed ... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have "Ross" as a name or middle name ... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have "Charlotte" as a name or middle name... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have ever received a piece of "Juicy Fruit" gum... ... You might be a Heck |
If you've ever cut off your big toe with an ax.. ... You might be a Heck |
If your mother ever smoked a pipe ... ... You might be a Heck |
If it takes your 30 minutes to say good-bye ... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have ever lived in Homer, NE... ... You might be a Heck |
If you've ever played Horseshoes... ... You might be a Heck |
If your last name is "Forney"... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have family reunions in the Homer Legion Hall... ... You might be a Heck |
If you have to wear name tags at your family reunions... ... You might be a Heck |
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